I keep hearing one of my housemates shagging her boyfriend. It's so awful. It's not him that makes the noise, it's her which makes me want to cut my ears off. It's all Oohs and Ahhs and disgusting loud panting. All of my other housemates have heard it too. She doesn't seem to care or realise we can all hear it. She's really loud!
The worst part of it is he is totally gross looking. The thought of him shagging anything let alone my friend makes me feel sick. BLARGH! Another thing is i've seen his cock and it's tiny like a button mushroom. She must be acting because there's no way that tiny thing would make anyone make noises like that. URGH. Oh god i wish i hadn't heard it. They know i'm in because i put music on to drown it out. Have some respect for my ears people!
I'd just like to point out that i'm not a prude and all up for anyone having a good time but not when i can hear it when i'm trying to eat my Rice Crispies! Or when i'm trying to sleep at night. Or when i'm trying to write an essay. Seriously they are like rabbits.
I miss my Boyf